Bob

Bob
Robert Greg Higgins Peterson aka Bob was born in the harsh war-torn lands of Kluxila during the nuclear war. His parents were druggies, explaining his inhumane behaviour. He grew up in a group called the Ko Koks Klux LOL (KKKLOL) in a fortress protecting the people of the clan from radiation. Alfredolf Higtinsler was always his idol when he was growing up. After the war ended, he had to stay in the KKKLOL fortress to wait for the radiation to die out when one day, he got kicked out for having a seizure. The radiation made him even more retarded. He travelled the lands until he came across Asda where he decided to work as a shelf stacker and lived in the Disabled Toilets.

Adopting Jon and Bubba
Bob was cleaning the Disabled Toilets Bin when one day two disgustingly ugly children (from Shelf ) and offered to adopt them for two pounds. Jon and Bubba accepted the offer as they knew they were not going to be adopted by anyone else. Jon and Bubba ran away after Bubba was abused too much.

Bubba's Abuse
Bob saw Bubba as a disgrace all because of one event. It all started one day when Bob's Brother came over to see Bob and his children (Jon and Bubba). Bob's Brother was having a nice cup of Indian Tea when all of a sudden Bubba accidentally knocked off an ornament containing diseased blood into Bob's Brothers Indian Tea. He drank it and was instantly infected with all the diseases in the world. The abuse got worse gradually and it never stopped.

Powers and Disabilities
Disabilities:


 * Super Retardation: Bob is constantly having fits of retardation.
 * Mentally Unstable: Bob has all the mental disorders out there.

Powers:


 * Teleportation: Bob can teleport once he gains enough Azots.
 * Macarena: Bob can horribly dance the Macarena, stunning and damaging his target.
 * Pedo Power: Bob is a massive nonce and will scare anyway away by touching them with a finger.